I literally just found my phone seven seconds ago.
(It was under my blanket, in case you wanted to know.)

My head itches.
That's not cool.

God knows we tried to find an easier way,
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow...

I want to be a superstar on stardoll.
x) My friend, Zoe, got me into that again.

I want to make a shirt for my good friend, Sydney.
Because she moved away. And it'd be serendipitous.

I like that word.
Can you say "serendipitous", boys and girls?
Yeah, me either.

You know what word I really can't say?
Marlboro. You know. The cigarette company?

I feel bad.
Because it's like I'm supporting you to smoke.
Which I don't want to do.
Because that would make me a bad person.
Smoking is bad.
I'll stop with that now.

Tina, you fat lard!

Have you seen the movie: "The Hangover"?
That was a good movie.

I've been doing a really good Mike Tyson impression, lately.
"I'ma bite yo' ear off, foo."

I kind of like this journal entry.
But, I'm pretty dang sure I'm the only one who's going to be reading it.

I wanna be YouTube Famous.
That'd be rad like a fat cow,
in a hula skirt,
holding a plate of bacon,
listening to screamo music,
while playing a kazoo,
in Guatamala.

That was ametuer.

I think I should know how,
to leave my fingerprints...
(that's how it goes, right?)

My stuffed bear has a brownie crumb on it's face.
She must've gotten hungry.

Nah, I'm just joshin' ya.
I was eating a brownie over her face.