(It was under my blanket, in case you wanted to know.)
My head itches.
That's not cool.
God knows we tried to find an easier way,
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow...
I want to be a superstar on stardoll.
x) My friend, Zoe, got me into that again.
I want to make a shirt for my good friend, Sydney.
Because she moved away. And it'd be serendipitous.
I like that word.
Can you say "serendipitous", boys and girls?
Yeah, me either.
You know what word I really can't say?
Marlboro. You know. The cigarette company?
I feel bad.
Because it's like I'm supporting you to smoke.
Which I don't want to do.
Because that would make me a bad person.
Smoking is bad.
I'll stop with that now.
Tina, you fat lard!
Have you seen the movie: "The Hangover"?
That was a good movie.
I've been doing a really good Mike Tyson impression, lately.
"I'ma bite yo' ear off, foo."
I kind of like this journal entry.
But, I'm pretty dang sure I'm the only one who's going to be reading it.
I wanna be YouTube Famous.
That'd be rad like a fat cow,
in a hula skirt,
holding a plate of bacon,
listening to screamo music,
while playing a kazoo,
in Guatamala.
That was ametuer.
I think I should know how,
to leave my fingerprints...
(that's how it goes, right?)
My stuffed bear has a brownie crumb on it's face.
She must've gotten hungry.
Nah, I'm just joshin' ya.
I was eating a brownie over her face.







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